AS SEEN ON TVWHAT YOU GET

• ✓ONE LAPTOP
  ONE OWNER
• ✓LIGHTLY USED
  HEAVILY DISCUSSED
• ✓STILL BOOTS
  NOBODY KNOWS WHY
• ✓CONTENTS NOT INCLUDED
  ALREADY LEAKED
• ✓COMES WITH A STORY
  YOU HAVE HEARD IT
• ✓BUT WAIT
  THERE IS NO MORE

REAL PEOPLE, REAL CALLSSATISFIED CUSTOMERS

LINDA, OHIO

CALLED TWICEI did not need it
I called anyway

ITEM 0001

THE LAPTOPRotates on request
Opens on its own

THE HOST

HAS NOT BLINKEDSince 1996
Still on air